At Wier & Bein, we’re making spirits bright this holiday season! And of course, for us that means COCKTAILS.
This year, we’re throwing out the mulled wine, the spiked ciders, the Kahlua and coffee, and yes, even the Christmas morning mimosas to bring you the real deal… The Christmas cocktail recipes that accurately describe what the holidays are like for you and your family.
Without further adieu, check out 7 totally real cocktails you’ll experience this Christmas.
Home for the Holidays: College Edition
5 nights in your old bedroom
2 sips of an old Bud Light from the garage fridge
1 family member that asks about your relationship status
A dash of nostalgia
Home Alone
2 oz bad guys
1 empty home
1 bottle aftershave
1 tarantula
A filthy animal
Santa Hooves
1 Dasher
1 Dancer
1 Prancer
1 Vixen
1 Comet
1 Cupid
1 Donner
1 Blitzen
And Rudolph (of course)
The Host/Hostess
1 ham in the oven
3 annoying children who won’t leave you alone
1 significant other who should be cleaning but is watching TV instead
A LARGE glass of red wine at 10 AM
Frosty The Snowman
1 oz crushed ice
1 carrot
3 coal
1 scarf
1 Oral-B for sensitive teeth
Sub ice for snow if applicable
The Kid Cup
1 peppermint
2 shots of chocolate milk
3 complaints about toys they didn’t get
4 times they’ve broken or spilled something
Elf
1 cup candy
3 candy canes
Candy corn, to taste
SYRUP
Rest for 30 minutes
Pour over spaghetti and serve
Did any of these Christmas cocktail recipes resonate with you? We’re telling ya, you’re not alone! We hope your holidays are only a little chaotic and filled with plenty of cheer… and “cheers,” if you know what we mean.
From Wier & Bein Marketing to you, we wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
